Concocted by sicko programmers, esolangs are the high comedy of the coding world. They test my patience.
Most esolangs don’t even look like computer code at all. Here’s one way to print “HI” in the Shakespeare Programming Language: All the World’s a Program. Hamlet, a melancholy prince. Ophelia, the voice of the machine. Act: 1. Scene: 1. Ophelia: You are as sweet as the sum of a beautiful honest handsome brave peaceful noble Lord and a happy gentle golden King.
’” He cites Brainfuck as an example that “destabilizes the authority of the machine by making computer logic available to the programmer in a very straightforward way, but refusing to ease the boundary between human expression and assembly code and thereby taking us on a ludicrous journey of logic.” This is just theory babble—not even of the memorable kind.
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