Why oh why does this movie exist?
The same historical event that inspired director James Cameron's Titanic, one of film's greatest achievements, also inspired one of the worst films ever made. Such a descriptor is extreme by its nature and coveted by such iconic stinkers as The Room, Manos: The Hands of Fate, and Plan 9 from Outer Space.
For some reason, American audiences were graced with two different cuts of The Legend Goes On. The shorter, clocking in at just under an hour, is the worst offender. This version opens with the elephant in the room: the RMS Titanic's tragic sinking. The circumstance should be harrowing, but protagonist Angelica rows her lifeboat with a somber expression that's inhuman enough to call the uncanny valley to mind.
The other unfortunate humans stuck in this cast include William's unnamed maid ; Winnie , a lady whose Southern-accented dog helps her hunt for rich husbands; Gaston , William's effusively French secretary who romantically pursues Molly , a singer who only knows one ballad; jewel thief Corynthia Meanstreak and her Dumb and Dumber-esque henchmen duo; and Sam , a detective trying to catch said thieves who's dressed exactly like Sherlock Holmes down to the pipe.
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