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The holidays are here, and in honor of the most spirited season of all, we've collected a Claus-itively amazing list of Christmas puns to use however you see fit. After all, 'tis the season, and what would Christmas be without a collection of amusing one-liners and corny jokes to make bells on bobtail ring? These inspired puns on Santa Claus, snow, winter, presents and everything else holiday-related are totally tree-mendous, if we do say so ourselves.
Where do mistletoes go to get famous? Holly-wood.Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr.How long should a reindeer’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground.What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes, “Ribbet, ribbet”? A mistle-toad. What do road crews use at the North Pole? Snow cones.What are parents’ favorite Christmas song? “Silent Night”Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws.Why is everyone at the North Pole thirsty? There’s noel.
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