Sarah Lemire is a lifestyle and entertainment reporter for TODAY based in New York City. She covers holidays, celebrities and everything in between.
Sure, the holiday season is the most wonderful time of the year and all, but that doesn't necessarily mean that spirits are always merry and bright. In fact, when you consider crowded malls, visiting relatives, holiday parties and all those presents to buy, it's not all fa, la, la, la's. Instead, Christmas can occasionally be, well, a bit bah humbug, which is why these Christmas jokes are just what you need.
Did you hear about the anxious snowman? He needed to chill out.Where do gingerbread men sleep? On cookie sheets.Why don’t Christmas trees knit? They keeping dropping their needles.Why is Santa so good at karate? He’s got a black belt. Why do reindeer wear bells? Their horns don’t work.What did one of Santa’s helpers say to the other? Let’s take an elfie.What did Santa and Mrs. Claus name their daughter? Mary Christmas.Did you hear about Rudolph’s rollercoaster ride? He held on for deer life.
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