Chuck Norris, Still Kicking at 85, Inspires Hilarious Jokes Online

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Chuck Norris, Still Kicking at 85, Inspires Hilarious Jokes Online
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At 85, action star Chuck Norris shared a workout selfie, prompting fans to share their favorite Chuck Norris jokes, proving his enduring legacy as an internet icon of toughness.

If you don't know, Chuck Norris is a legendary action star famous for beating the hell out of the bad guys on the long-running TV seriesIn 2005 or so, the internet — spurred on by Conan O'Brien's late night show — started making jokes about Chuck, all with the same premise: Chuck is the world's toughest badass.

That brings us to 2025, when an 85-year-old Chuck posted this workout selfie, still looking like the lean, mean, fighting machine we all know and love.This, of course, inspired people to start sharing their best"Chuck Norris joke" in the comments, and I gotta admit, they had me laughing out loud in the DMV. Check 'em out:"One day Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down, and she calmed down."4.“Chuck Norris doesn’t have to learn Spanish; Spanish has to learn Chuck Norris.” 💪American actor Chuck Norris , dressed in a tuxedo, delivers a roundhouse kick to an unidentified actor in a scene from an episode of the television series 'Walker, Texas Ranger' entitled 'The Wedding,' 1998. The two-part episode was originally broadcast as the sixth season finale and the seventh season premiere, on May 16 and September 26, 1998. “When dawn is coming, the sun puts on sunglasses so Chuck Norris doesn’t hurt its eyes.”"Chuck once made a bet with Superman, the loser had to wear his underpants on the outside.""Once a street was named after Chuck but after a minute it got its original name back because no one crosses Chuck Norris.""You can't see because it's a photo but that bag in the background has been swinging for a week after he jabbed it.""Chuck Norris doesn't buy sleeveless shirts. The sleeves fall off when they see him."And:"He counted to infinity. Twice."

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