The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is accused of arming a group of rowdy 7-year-olds in the town of Heronburg, OH, in an operation that has drawn criticism from Senator Sanders for neglecting the lessons of history and failing to gain public consent.
LANGLEY, VA—In the wake of an operation condemned by critics as a reckless provocation that fails to heed the lessons of history, the Central Intelligence Agency came under fire Friday for arming a group of rowdy 7-year-olds in the town of Heronburg, OH.
“Last I checked, the American people were never consulted about whether they wanted to spend millions of dollars on assault weapons and air-to-ground missiles so we could back a bunch of rambunctious elementary schoolers,” said Sen. Bernie Sanders , denouncing the “interventionist boondoggle” known as Operation First Grade, in which the CIA outfitted the pack of red-faced, boisterous school children with AK-47s, Stinger missiles, and anti-tank weapons in exchange for continued access to their playground, where the agency plans to construct a special training facility.
“Let’s be real here: Jackson H. is not a faithful steward of Lincoln Elementary’s student body, and if he is deposed, you know what? You wind up with Jackson P. in charge. And he’s a genuine bully. Have we even asked permission to do this from their mothers?
No, of course not. And I have yet to hear a single legitimate explanation for how it benefits our citizens in any way for these kids to topple their principal. ” At press time, CIA director John Ratcliffe had issued a statement denying responsibility for the rocket-propelled grenades that destroyed the school’s cafeteria, insisting they were fired by anti-lunch extremists. Passengers From Hantavirus-Stricken Cruise Ship Return HomeCupid Shooting Spree Leaves Dozens Infatuated
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) Operation First Grade Senator Sanders AK-47S Stinger Missiles Anti-Tank Weapons Jackson H. Jackson P. Principal Rocket-Propelled Grenades (Rpgs) School's Cafeteria
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