Ways Secret Service Can Improve Trump’s Security

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The United States Secret Service is under scrutiny again after former President Donald Trump was the target of a second assassination attempt in less than three months.The fewer agents who stumble into a room saying, “Uhh, what’s dat over there, boss?” the better.By disguising the former president in high-quality camouflage, Trump will be able to wander the swamps and forests of the U.S. safely.

Tweet “If anyone wants to kill Trump, please let us know, thank you,” from the official Secret Service account:Transport Trump in a big suitcase:While not directly tied to Trump’s safety, wouldn’t it be nice if the whole Secret Service team did a bowling night or something? Everyone has been so tightly wound lately. Even the most skilled tracker will be thrown off by the sudden change in footprints.

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