Things To Never Say To Someone Who Is Alone For The Holidays

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Things To Never Say To Someone Who Is Alone For The Holidays
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If you’ve somehow managed to surround yourself with a loving group of friends and family, don’t rub it in. Here are things to never say to someone who is alone for the holidays.

“I’m so jealous you don’t have anyone who loves you.”“You’re probably only alone for the holidays this year because of your acne problem and insufferable personality.”“You’re probably only alone for the holidays this year because of your acne problem and insufferable personality.”

As counterintuitive as it might seem, there is a decent chance this actually will not end up making them feel better.“The nonstop joy my family and I experience during the holidays actually starts to feel a little rote and predictable around Dec. 29.”“The nonstop joy my family and I experience during the holidays actually starts to feel a little rote and predictable around Dec. 29.”

Nice try, but they likely also get fatigued with the television shows they spend time with 12 hours a day.“Perhaps the loneliness of the holidays will persuade you to reveal the secret location of the Last Free Starbase!”“Perhaps the loneliness of the holidays will persuade you to reveal the secret location of the Last Free Starbase!”

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