'Joining Houseparty just taught me a valuable lesson about deleting old contacts.'
I guess now we’re all living in those old paintings of people lying around on couches doing nothing with their boobs outNetflix: Bitch, you’re watching the episode. Surprise.
I’ve decided my new hobby is saying “Sorry, not to be a bitch, but” and then saying a neutral fact. Like, sorry, not to be a bitch but F. Scott Fitzgerald was born in 1896You never know a person til they name their first kid. You think you have a best friend til this bitch names her kid Euripides Barclay Smith and now you gotta hate her.
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