Every week, KillerFrogs writes a heartfelt letter to their football opponent. This week the Frogs will be getting ghosted by the BYE Eidolons (again) and On SI's SI ain't happy
I stole your name from Whitman. Pardon my presumption, but you really haven't left me much of a choice, have you, seeing as this will be our third game since I've been writing these cheeky epistles and I have yet to find a corresponding state, county, town, or mascot associated with your supposed school.
Mike Gundy finds you equally frustrating. When he named Alan Bowman as the starting quarterback for Oklahoma State, he was asked how that was possible with the Cowboys on the BYE, to which he responded: "I don't see a need to change things, plus I don't answer to you.
BREAKING: Alan Bowman has been named the starting Quarterback for Oklahoma State this weekend by Head Coach Mike Gundy. When asked how this was possible with the Cowboys being on Bye this week Gundy said, “I don’t see a need to change things, plus I don’t answer to you.”Now, I must admit I'm losing patience. Indeed, I have devoloped a hatred for BYE as intense--nay, more so, much more so--as that of Baylor and SMU. Those teams simply on occasion beat my school. You do much worse. You've wasted twenty hours of my life for a joke.the last one in college football that counts.
Now we will be playing you wherever, whenever, presumably on Saturday, and seeing as you haven't bothered to show for a single game the following letter is all I have to say to you:Tyler Brown graduated from TCU in 2007. After brief stints in Glasgow, Scotland and Durango, CO, he returned to Fort Worth where he currently resides. He is happy to be writing for KillerFrogs while working on a new novel.
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