Every week, KillerFrogs writes a heartfelt letter to their football opponent. This week the Frogs will be visiting Dallas to take on the Ponies
We are now three games into this football season--can you believe it? And today, somehow, it was still 100 degrees. It appears the weather in Texas is unaware that football season has commenced--or is aware and nevertheless unreasonably obdurate to concede its glory to a sport designed for enjoyment during fall's cool breezes. Either way, today, it was hot out as a long-heated iron skillet.
Nor do I have much taste for your team, I'll admit. For one, as a man of refined taste, yours appears rather poor, having chosen Dallas as your home city, and further featuring on your premises the George W. Bush presidential library. Having said that, and to his credit, he did beat his rival twice, didn't he? You should ask him what that feels like.
Now, recognizing I may sound prejudicial against ponies, to say nothing of the presidential library, I would like to protest: I love Mr. Ed. Though whether he was technically a pony, I couldn't say. I do like that he possessed the wit to know when it was time for bed he had already eaten the hay he was to hit, and it gave him a mental block to realize horses can sleep while standing.
As of now, we appear to be roughly evenly matched this season. We delivered a blowout, and HCU delivered you a bow out. We spat at Stanford; you finally galloped over Nevada. And then got mounted by a band of Mormons.
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