British study says 37 is too old to go clubbing.
called “The Great Indoors,” where they quizzed 5,000 people about their social lives and according to them, 31 is when the average adult “officially hangs up their dancing shoes and prefers to stay in.”
According to the study, the desire to not be hungover the next day is the driving force behind staying in. And this makes sense to us “ancient” guys and gals, because, you know, we have jobs and kids and mortgages and shit. We don’t have the luxury of sleeping in until noon and nursing our hangovers with Gatorade and Taco Bell.
Look, we like a good adults-only night out as much as the next guy. Unfortunately, most clubs don’t play our 80’s Pandora station and the DJ doesn’t particularly enjoy it when we tell them to please, PLEASE turn the music down a notch. It’s also depressing to be out in a room of twenty-somethings and realize some of us are behind on the latest fashion trends.
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