In newyorkerhumor: “March 4, 1889: Grover Cleveland was the worst. Good thing he’s just a one-termer.”
February 19, 1879: Lost track of the President for a few days and accidentally let another bearded, heavyset guy sit in the Oval Office and run the country.
get stuck in a bathtub. We have no idea where that story’s coming from, but, to make sure that it gains no further traction, we have shot the tub. April 12, 1945: Wow, protecting Franklin D. Roosevelt was easy! Probably because he was so beloved for championing major government investment in the economy—creating a strong middle class and winning him an unprecedented four terms.
August 4, 1971: Down to a skeleton crew after three agents complained that Richard Nixon’s smell is “not washing out” and “doing harm to our marriages.” Honestly, they’ve got a point. Think old-man aftershave mixed with panic sweat.
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