Lady Danbury has entered the chat. Let’s fucking go!
I hate to report that my girl Charlotte is absolutelyhaving a banging honeymoon, in any sense of the word. She has been abandoned by her husband and is surrounded by staff who won’t speak to her. Her life is an endless loop of dressing for meals and eating alone. She collapses on her bed, then screams. The next day, midway through another elaborate, lonely meal, Charlotte takes a stand: “Ready the carriage. We are going to see my husband.
Charlotte blathers on about how wonderful her honeymoon has been while Lady Danbury just barely conceals her “be so fucking for real right now” face. Then she delicately asks if she can speak freely. The queen has the room cleared, and wow does Lady Danbury go off! “First, you are a terrible liar. Do not try that in front of society,” she says. She tells her queen that her own wedding night was awful, and that is what people expect of a wedding night.
“Lady Danbury. That is my title, your Highness,” she says. Augusta’s eyebrows go sky high at the reminder as Lady Danbury muses that it would be such a shame if their new queen discovered just how shiny and new her title was. With a thin smile on her lips, the dowager princess kicks out the lords and staff who are lingering about. She needs a trusted ear in Buckingham House, you see, and now the games begin in earnest.
Tears fill Charlotte’s eyes as she tells Brimsley she will be having breakfast alone. Again. George collapses into a chair after his mother leaves, and Reynolds reacts with concern but, crucially, not surprise. He offers to send for the doctor and reassures his king that Charlotte will never know about it. Troubling!
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