NEW BERN, NC—Slowly pulsing its blue light while emitting low, slow sighs of pleasure, a local Amazon Alexa reportedly caused its owners to freeze in the middle of intercourse Wednesday after it started moaning along to sex. “Oh yeah, oh yeah baby, right there; mmm, that feels so good,” said the nearby Amazon Alexa,…
NEW BERN, NC—Slowly pulsing its blue light while emitting low, slow sighs of pleasure, a local Amazon Alexa reportedly caused its owners to freeze in the middle of intercourse Wednesday
after it started moaning along to sex. “Oh yeah, oh yeah baby, right there; mmm, that feels so good,” said the nearby Amazon Alexa, who, between robotic moans, proceeded to activate surround sound, switch the bedroom lights to “on,” and let out a deep, guttural “ohhh,” as its terrified, nude owners stared over their shoulders in utter disbelief. “Oh my god, oh yeah. Mommy likes that. Harder. Harder! Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t get that. Please check your internet connection. Device status: offline.
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