Nathan Lane Claims He’s The New James Bond (& Pitches Geriatric 007 Story)

Nathan Lane jokes that he has been cast as the new JamesBond: 'It’s called ‘Octogenarianpussy,’ or ‘The Spy Who Loved Metamucil’... There’s some very poignant scenes where Bond forgets his Apple ID and he and Q have to go to the Genius Bar.' 🤣

As the exhaustive search for the next James Bond continues, actor Nathan Lane claims that he has been cast before then revealing his hilarious geriatric 007 story. Based on the novels by author Ian Fleming, the Bond movie franchise first got its start back in the early 1960s. After the likes of Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan took on the role of 007, the mantle was passed to Daniel Craig in 2006's Casino Royale.

After explaining that he was chosen because the Bond producers want to take the franchise in a "more mature direction," the actor outlines the plot of his geriatric 007 film, which includes trips to Rite Aid and efforts to cure Eczema. Check out Lane's full comment below: There’s some very poignant scenes where Bond forgets his Apple ID and he and Q have to go to the Genius Bar. And a very, very powerful scene at Rite Aid when 007 goes up to the pharmacist and says, ‘Bond, Gold Bond. Will it help with my eczema?’ The heart of the story is Bond fighting for full pension and benefits while trying to balance the cost of top shelf vodka and Savile Row haberdashery on a fixed income. Sadly, his libido isn’t what it used to be.

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