Verve Fitness staff installed baffling workout equipment to make it harder for new members in January. The gym replaced treadmills, bikes, and ellipticals with a confusing workout station and replaced helpful diagrams on weight machines with a graphic of a man screaming. To their dismay, members seem to be enjoying the challenge.
MINNEAPOLIS—Cackling in gleeful anticipation, the staff at local gym Verve Fitness reportedly installed confusing new equipment Monday to mess with anyone joining in January.
“Good luck getting back in shape, idiots—you’ll never figure out how to use all these pulleys,” said fitness director Kyle Cates, who showed off the newly renovated cardio floor where the team had removed all of the treadmills, bikes, and elliptical machines, and replaced the equipment with a baffling and intimidating workout station. “We also switched out all of the helpful step-by-step diagrams on the weight machines with a graphic of a man screaming and violently flailing his arms.
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