'not to self diagnose but i think i have the christmas spirit'
35 Funny Tweets From The Week Because Even Though Nothing Really Fazes Me Anymore, I Desperately Need A Laughsorry to the cvs worker for making it awkward when i asked you where the contact solution was and you said i don’t know and started briskly walking around i didn’t realize you were running away from me for multiple aisles i thought you were gonna help me look 💔i miss calling ur friends on landlines.
you could be losing your mind and here comes your friend sending you a tiktok. ain’t nothing funny today. i kinda love being hungover like waking up and talking to myself like a governor in a disaster zone. We Will Rebuild 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this rlly how it be walking out the theater @ 1am. No workers in sight. they basically leave you to lock up the placeFor more funny tweets, feel free to check out our most recent roundups :
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