'If it all implodes, I just need my dog and my bidet attachment thingamajig.'
giphy.comMy dog poops and pees in my yard every morning before our walk, and even though she already went potty, she always stops and pees at her nemesis’ house, almost as if to say, “gotta save a little bit for that bitch Bella.”
I have taught my pet bald eagle, President Franklin, to rose a dump on any Christmas decorations he comes across before the week of Thanksgiving My apartment is flooding and I just got a call from my estate agents, asking to book an inspection??? Yes sure come along to the water park me and my cat are having a blast !!!My dog: does not believe me when I say it’s raining, has to go out to see for himself, gets mad at me that he is wet
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