'Please don’t make me bounce on it. I have low iron and arthritic knees.'
I'm Dying Laughing At These 64 Unfiltered Things People Were Brave Enough To Post On The Internet This Month~Spooky season~ is already over, but Twitter was on a roll this month! So enjoy some of the best tweets of October 2024."when i told my psychiatrist i need to be reevaluated bc i dont think im bipolar anymore and he said “thats what a bipolar person would say”
I don’t think people realize just how badly Juul fucked up their bodies if they’re receiving $3,000 payouts from one class action lawsuit. “Yay I can buy a new iPhone!” Bro you’re going to need a new iRon Lung Pro Max Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me
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