“I despise the term ‘foodie.’ I mean, how is this a personality? ‘I like food’—how original. Do you also like air? Water? Shelter?” mikedicenzo imagines some of Fran Lebowitz’s best bad reviews.
In addition to being an author and public intellectual, Fran Lebowitz is also a prolific Amazon reviewer. Here are some of her most helpful one-star product reviews.Salt is already a flavor. We’re flavoring a flavor.They set an expectation that a guest in my apartment will actually be welcome.Instead of “Welcome,” it should say “O.K. Fine. You’re here. I’m here. Let’s get this over with.”
And there should be another mat for on the way out that reads “You see? Was this really necessary? I think a phone call would’ve sufficed.”“I like food”—how original.Why do we, as humans, feel this need to put holes in things?I’ve lived in my apartment for thirty-five years. I’ve never made a single hole.Rubik’s Cube Portable Cement Mixer You see, this is the problem with society.
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