It’s gonna get weird
Conner O’Malley. Photo: Conner O’Malley/YouTube When we last checked on Conner O’Malley, it was mid-2018. We were a year and a half into Donald Trump’s presidency, and the kinds of characters O’Malley portrayed in his cult online videos — miserable American men bursting with unrestrained rage fueled in equal parts by conspiracy theories, 3 p.m.
With his revamped show, “Bike Talk Show With Joker Guy ,” a massive success, Joker Guy ecstatically accepts an invitation from Robert De Niro to be on his talk show, an offer brought to life with the help of editor Danny Scharar, who green-screens O’Malley into Joker’s homicidal talk-show climax.
After imploring Schultz that the war in Afghanistan will end if he builds a Starbucks in Kabul, the Schultz superfan is abducted by two members of the Starbucks Mobile Response Unit, who torture him while demanding that he “stop acting weird” and “be normal” so their boss can concentrate on making cake pops. Multiple waterboardings later, O’Malley is dumped outside the Queens Center mall as a part of Operation Venti Renormalization to see if he can convince virtual-reality-kiosk operators and U.
In “POWERADE THE STOCK MARKET,” released days after Utah Jazz player Rudy Gobert’s positive COVID-19 test essentially jump-started the COVID-centric society we now live in, an extremely moist-looking O’Malley hawks homemade aggression-inducing Powerade on Wall Street in an attempt to fix the Audioslave and Velvet Revolver markets.
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