If you had to explain all the changes happening in college football to the 2005 version of yourself, how would you do it?
Most of my college football knowledge during the early 2000's came from the public computers at Mirror Lake Café on campus.
Initially I was more incredulous than angry; surely this was a simple mistake, because why would any college athlete risk their eligibility by breaking NCAA rules? Yes, College Johnny, it is I, Mortgage Johnny. And I've used my one allowed trip to the past to save you from years of irritation about amateurism in college sports. This is very important.I'm 37, you dick. And that's not the point. I see that you're furrowing your brow as you read article after article about Troy Smith taking a wad of cash from a booster. Furrow not! Taking 500 bucks is basically nothing and also, morally, not something to get your underpants in a twist about.
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