'yeah I may be single but at least I don’t have to say 'my vote is cancelling out my boyfriends vote''—@stillonzoloft
"yeah I may be single but at least I don’t have to say 'my vote is cancelling out my boyfriends vote'"—@stillonzoloftMy doctor just called to ask why I answered"yes" to the"have you felt nervous, anxious, or on edge in the last 30 days?" question on my prescription refill questionnaireyeah I may be single but at least I don’t have to say “my vote is cancelling out my boyfriends...
and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in octobernicole kidman being in a film called babygirl is actually perfect cause it's like another version of her last name i delete tweets because some things are limited edition thoughts. if u see it u see it. consider yourself blessed
“soooo little update I’m kinda seeing someone..” — me to my psychiatrist about the tall shadowy figure in a bowler hat in the corner of my roomme changing the things i cannot accept: haha Fuck yeah! Yessssss
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