'Yeah, actually. I do use my history degree. It gives me daily anxiety regarding current events.' —@lfickvitch
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something that has made a huge difference in my life was replacing mediation and stretching with 75 minutes of uninterrupted phone time first thing in the morning and replacing all water with diet dr pepper. Goodbye brita !!! I ran into one of my students at the grocery store with some wine in my cart and he said “that’s because of us isn’t it?”
Having a nice dinner with the family and my son asked me"Truth or dare?" so obviously I chose truth as the safer option, and he said"Who do you have a crush on aside from Dad?" and everyone went silent and stared at me accusingly.“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.
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