Some days, you're the wise man; other days, you're the door.
BuzzFeed Staff I’m glad these m&ms have a resealable package, so I can eat half the bag now and the other half one minute from nowlyft ride to the airport this morning was a little bumpy and then the driver goes “my drink got spiked in sf ten years ago and i think they implanted a chip because i still hear voices and it’s derailed my life to the point where i was only able to start driving again last week”Should we really be eating something if the dog won't eat...
My dog somehow got into the vegan cheese we had in our refrigerator and then promptly spit all of it out onto the floor. In case you were wondering how good vegan cheese is.You know what humbles me? When I buy panties and them mfs look big out the pack, then I try them on and it’s perfect 😭😭😭😭Sometimes I’ll buy one of those really big bags of posh Tyrells Crisps and think “why, this amount of crisps will last me three, maybe four days?”.
I got tricked into going for a 10 mile hike for a waterfall that ended up being 2 feet tall. Don't talk to me.18 Fails From Last Week That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You Can Tell Your Doctor You Did Cardio
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