Please do not leave my package with Mr. Fraud.
These 19 Fails From This Week Will Make You Laugh So Hard You Can Tell Your Doctor You Did CardioI know this is gonna be hard to believe — but somehow another week seems to have gone by, and it's Monday again. How does this keep happening? Impossible to know.
Yesterday's emergency call: 4yo won't eat her shrimp after I said she had to and he wanted to make sure I knew. 🍤Okay, but really — why are they in the seams like that?I really miss the days when the morning sounds of *snap*crackle*pop* was my cereal and not my fucking bones.
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