Discover the funny side of wedded bliss with these relatable tweets from couples navigating the ups and downs of married life on X.
Marriage is a rollercoaster ride filled with exhilarating highs, crushing lows, and a whole lot of ordinary moments in between. Despite the chaos and occasional frustration, married couples on X, formerly known as Twitter, have a knack for finding humor in the everyday quirks of wedded life. Every week, we curate a collection of the funniest marriage tweets that resonate with the experiences of countless couples.
Here are 20 relatable gems that will have you nodding in agreement and chuckling along the way.\My wife's Amazon app just closed out and her tablet rebooted, which is like the online shopping equivalent of a bartender shutting someone down after they've had one too many. My husband paused his impromptu performance of 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman' to scream from the other room while changing the baby's diaper: 'I have something really funny to tell you when I come back. Don't let me forget.' When my husband asks if he can get something out of my purse, I have to give him full-on GPS instructions: “It’s in the main compartment, to the right of the trail mix. And if you even look at my trail mix, I swear…”\I have a dinner date with my best girlfriend tonight, and my husband said, 'Are you sure I can’t come? I won’t talk too much.' And oh my god, I don't deserve him. My husband is reading the entire Jersey Mike’s Wikipedia page out loud to me while our 3-year-old yells 'DADDY PLEASE STOP TALKING,' and he just keeps going 'Hang on one second, honey, I'm almost done...' as if I asked him to do this. My husband went out with friends last night. So I introduced the kids to Ace Ventura, and now they keep addressing him from their butts, and he'll think twice about leaving me alone with them again. There are people who do the dishes after dinner, and there are people who leave them in the sink to soak so they don't have to do them right away, and then they marry each other. Husband: 'That’s the last time you’ll be doing that today.'\When my husband goes to the store and he's desperately trying to reach me, he sends messages to the TV. Me: 'Babe, this is gonna sound crazy…' The best place to put something you’ve been asking your husband to put away is on his side of the bed
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