A collection of the funniest parenting tweets from the year, showcasing the joys and struggles of raising children.
Now that 2024 is coming to an end, it’s time to spotlight the most hilarious tweets of them all.
Check out the 50 best parenting tweets of the year below, and follow My dad told my daughter she was the best duster ever then leaned in to me and whispered “if you tell kids they’re amazing at the chore they don’t bitch about doing it” and suddenly I’m questioning if I really was the most amazing weed-puller he ever sawI put my daughter to bed an hour ago and she's just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders My daughter keeps exclaiming, “What in tarnation?” when something surprises her. It’s cute but a little like living with a 3rd Grade Yosemite Sam.my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”We told my 4yr old I was pregnant and she was NOT happy about it. After she cried in her bed she came downstairs hands on hips and asked in the most accusatory tone “And where exactly is this new baby gonna sleep?” like we were two teens who hadn’t thought this pregnancy through APPARENTLY when you’re playing the floor is lava with your child it is bad form to lay down on the floor and allow the lava to consume you. I know this nowThe kids were asking me what time they were all born and I said the youngest was born at 1:29am, and they all agreed that it must have been nice that she just came out while I was sleeping.*that the pediatrician will immediately confess this is the most spectacular human specimen she's ever encountered and the reason she became a doctor.Shout out to the mom who signed up for napkins within seconds of the class end-of-year party list going livemy 9yo: yes, but that was the wrong Logan. Next week can I have a playdate with the Logan who's my friend?My 3 year old told me that when she was in my belly, she had toys to play with....and the toys are still in ther
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