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I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it seems like our attempts were unsuccessful, and it is, once again, Monday. But we are nothing if not perseverant, so our research into getting rid of Mondays continues. In the meantime, here are 19 of the most hilarious internet fails from last week to keep us entertained:I think I'll just have the grape, thanks.
I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in itHave constructed such a parasocial imagined relationship with my gym crush that I just approached him in public and asked him how his week was despite us having never spokenmy sixth grade gifted program class had to do presentations on our favorite US presidents. i procrastinated until the due date and chose nixon last-minute because i thought his last name sounded cool.
my 1st grade best friend and i wanted to get married and my mom said it was george bush fault that we couldn’t so we made a pact tht we would die together in protest. at recess we held hands and ate silica gel packets and laid in the wood chips.she had to have her stomach pumpedI’ve been feeding the crows for a few months now, because I heard they’ll bring you little gifts. Today it appears they’ve left me their first gifts…uh…..dog shit…they um...
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