Can an inanimate object obtain a restraining order?
Tap to play or pause GIF"Once — after making spaghetti for dinner — my dad and I were searching for the pasta spoon...which we found in my mom’s nightstand. She was keeping it there to use as a back scratcher.""My husband — bless his heart — once used my expensive Kitchen Aid meat tenderizer to break apart an old toilet because he couldn't find a hammer. He still doesn't understand why he has to buy me a new one now...
""I spotted a bloke using a pizza cutter to cut out pictures from a magazine. He rolled it repeatedly over each side of an image. The entire tube carriage just watched him in amazement.""My brother once used the toaster to heat up a butter knife so that he could cut some cheese. To be fair, we were young and not allowed to use the sharp knives...but still.""I had a roommate in college try to remove toast from the toaster with metal tongs multiple times.
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