These 'professionals' couldn't shoot their way out of a paper bag
Hitmen are an essential part of the action thriller formula: Good guy tries to stop bad guy, bad guy puts out a hit on good guy, good guy dispatches the goon before the final confrontation with bad guy. That’s the plot of basically every James Bond movie, right? Occasionally, you get a play on that formula where the assassin is the protagonist, like in John Wick . But for the most part, assassins in film are portrayed as serious, competent people of whom you should actually be afraid.
You can’t really blame Gaear for getting fed up with Carl’s bumbling buffoonery, but his rash action causes a chain reaction: Two passersby witness the incident, so Gaear has to kill them, too, and suddenly Gaear and Carl’s crimes have escalated from simple kidnapping to triple murder. Whoa daddy, indeed. Shawn, Derrick, and Shane - I, Tonya Derrick Smith and Shane Stant were never supposed to kill Nancy Kerrigan , but they were trying to injure her, which they did by...
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