Your number’s up at last, Jacob

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Your number’s up at last, Jacob
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I wake up with my phone ringing. Hope it’s not Naa-kaaan-dlaa. Heh-heh.

Had the old farm telephone system still been operative, the cables would melt in today’s world. I doze off with the thought. “Heh-heh, Nkosa is that you?” “Of course, Jacob, who else. Tee-hee?” “Did you see old Cyril sweat it on the box? And late – again. Remember how I was accused of arriving late. At least I always had something constructive to say.” “Jacob, Jacob, don’t you catch on? He had nothing constructive to say because I wrote the script”.

“Now you’re cooking, my dear ex. You should know the drill – in fact, you taught Ace and me well. Confuse the fools out there with rhetoric and red herrings, and purposely ignore their pleas.” “It’s your own fault, Jacob. You chose the wrong pals. I mean, why the Guptas? They’ve a different culture for starters. They’re streetwise when it comes to lolly. You’ve never been clever with your finances and needed handouts, but to link up with Shabir and his buddies was silly.”

“Jealous, are you? It’s purely platonic. They spoil me rotten. It means a lot to have younger men seek my companionship.”

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