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A shocking revelation will shake you to the core of your being this week, which is odd, because it’s merely the fact that the Doobie Brothers aren’t actual brothers.A deadly game of cat and mouse will play out this week when you spend several hours pawing curiously at your corporate rival.The rise of Jupiter in your sign indicates that there’s more with actor James Spader right after this commercial break.
This week, those around you will include four firefighters, a team of baffled paramedics, and several circus chimps.Remember: Some problems can’t be solved by retreating into drugs and alcohol. Some problems require you to forge ahead into drugs and alcohol.You still have no idea what makes most women tick, despite having asked literally hundreds of certified watchmakers.Don’t neglect the spiritual side of your life. Find the best person you know, nail them to a cross, and worship them.
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