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Even if you can’t help your snoring, you should do more to respect the anger of the rest of the Chicago Philharmonic.Your new love has thrown you into an exciting whirlwind of passion and euphoria, but pretty soon you’ll probably have to meet in person.Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you, but not a day goes by that you don’t regret becoming a professor of Ursine Studies.
Three extremely important events will mark your last days on Earth: First, you find out you can buy uranium over the internet. The second and third pretty much follow as the night follows the day.You’ll question your wisdom in hiring such a fanatical personal trainer, but you must admit that those who manage to escape his diabolical Maze Of Fitness Or Death emerge looking pretty damn buff.
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