We were too busy asking if we could, we didn't stop to think if we should...
. If the fact that the game was created by a studio called"PsyOp" wasn't already a big enough red flag, the game will also feature cooking battles, nine playable characters, miniature food, 11 herbs and spice, and a dog that is somehow your professor. The goal of the punishment game is to impress the Colonel while you work your way through culinary school. If you play your cards right, you might up even end up as his partner in business and life.
Putting aside the deeply disturbing premise of an international fast food chain trying to get you to profess your love to their mascot in an unholy blend of corporate synergy, late-state capitalism, and object fetishism , the game is done up in a somehow equally upsetting anime-style. Full of big-eyes, unnatural hair colors, and sparkly animations, the game even sets itself up with an introduction video modeled after your standard shojo romcom title sequence.
If you still somehow think this whole mess is an elaborate stunt, watch the video below and see for yourself.
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