He thinks it’s natural and funny. She thinks it’s gross and it kills the romance. Can you smell a rat?
It’s offensive, it stinks, it’s disrespectful and it kills the romance between us
When Alex farts, I have to leave the room for at least five minutes to let it disperse. Alex claims that his farts don’t smell, but they definitely do. There is a total ban on open farts on my side of the relationship, but it’s not upheld by him. Recently he was trying to fix a doorknob and he said, “Oh no, it’s very squeaky,” and farted as he twisted it. I don’t think it’s all that funny but that’s his latest shtick. He has a very childish sense of humour, even though he’s 32.
Yes, it’s true that I do more of the farting in the relationship but I just can’t help it. She has always stressed that she finds farting in front of each other intolerable, but we’ve been together eight years now and it just sort of happens – better out than in, I always say. I see farting as pretty funny. And it is a completely natural part of being human.The jokes that I make with the bug noises came about when Astrid and I were travelling in Colombia, and met an older man in a hostel.
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