Recent reports have indicated that a number of female fans are thirsting over the Ghoul. The Onion asked women to explain why they are attracted to Walton Goggins’ mutant character in the new TV series Fallout, and this is what they said.
Mercedes McLane, Unemployed “He looks like he has low standards.” Alexis Griffin , Biochemist “I have a thing for men in advanced stages of physical deterioration.” Loretta Poole , Retired “He reminds me of a young Ronald Reagan .” Ava Carter , Lawyer “Lonely…” Teresa Parman , Physical Anthropologist “Oh, like you’ve never wanted to fuck a sentient corpse.” Sonya Koch , Landscape Designer “He may be a quasi-deceased bounty hunter, but at least he has a steady job.
” Jessica Hamilton, Marketing Executive “The work I’ve had done on my face has also turned me into a monster.” Joelle Scott, Bartender “Have you met the single men in my town?” Casey Levy, Attorney “We both enjoy stabbing dogs.” Holly Thomas, Medical Student “He’s like a more cultured, suave Freddy Krueger.” Sophia Bennett, Marketing Manager “He looked directly at me midway through episode five and said, ‘I love you—come join me in my television world!’ then extended a hand through the screen.
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