BULLHEAD CITY, AZ—Wincing while reaching for the remote control, area woman Leigh Cortez braced herself Wednesday as the documentary she was watching panned in on a group of sea lions swimming near the shoreline. “Oh no, it’s a bunch of baby sea lions splashing around the ocean with their moms, so I know something super messed up is about to happen,” said Cortez, digging her nails into the couch cushion as the show’s music shifted and the camera zoomed in on a large male sea lion perking up his ear flaps. “It started so peacefully with the whole colony sunning themselves on the beach, but they keep cutting to the surf so I know a bunch of orcas or a shark or some shit is about to go hog wild on these sea lions. I should have bailed when David Attenborough dropped his voice and uttered, ‘Swimming is good fun, but the water is not a safe place for young pups.’ That cute little one trailing behind the others clearly doesn’t know what’s coming. He’s toast.” Cortez told reporters that she planned to watch the documentary’s upcoming scene involving a lizard fighting a snake because she “doesn’t give a fuck about reptiles.”
United States Latest News, United States Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
How One Woman Eliminated Stress From Her Life By Simplifying Her WardrobeIt still amazes me that you can reduce a significant amount of stress from your life simply by removing items from your wardrobe.
Read more »
Video Of Woman Being Slapped Reveals Danger Of Standing Up To HarassmentA woman who stood up to street harassment in Paris was then punched by the man harassing her, and it was all caught on video.
Read more »
This Woman Used Her Own Vaginal Fluids as Perfume to Try to Attract MenRachel Khona experimented using vagina perfume to attract men. Find out if it worked and what an ob-gyn thinks.
Read more »
A woman almost got trampled when she tried to pet a moose in ColoradoA video of a confrontation between a woman and a moose shows why you shouldn't try to pet wildlife. In the video, the woman reaches out to touch the creature while people around her shout warnings to run away. The moose turns around and tries to kick her.
Read more »
This Workwear Company Will Provide Free Clothing to Any Woman Running for Public OfficeM.M.LaFleur Pledges to Provide Free Clothing to Any Woman Running for Public Office
Read more »
Alleged Murder Of Transgender Woman Renews Concern Over Transphobia In Puerto RicoThe death of 29-year-old Alexa Negrón Luciano has drawn responses from Elizabeth Warren and reggaeton singer Bad Bunny.
Read more »