In newyorkerhumor, a few reasons why rooming with James Taylor might not be the best idea.
Your last roommate left hair everywhere, but James Taylor leaves guitar picks.
Deep greens and blues are not the colors you choose, but he’s painted your entire apartment in a mind-bending swirl of them anyway. You’re sick of his annoying friend Jackson Browne coming over for a beer, because it’s never just a beer—it’s Jackson and James getting into an endless argument about who’s sold more albums, and then Jackson crashing on your couch until noon.cover story from 1971 that refers to his “Heathcliffian inner fire” even one more time.
He insists that you sing “Sweet Baby James” to him as a lullaby. While it’s a beautiful song, James is not a baby but a seventy-four-year-old man who could probably afford his own place by now.
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