Pro iPhones are too deep for my taste
Tell me there is a purple phone and I can tell you which color I’m buying. Usually. I am a fan of purple, from slightly blushing blues to the deepest violet. You know there are plenty of purple people like me because there are stores devoted to purple. I’m not picky about my purple either, people. I just like purple, and I thought every purple. Until I saw the Deep PurpleThere are two reasons I’m predisposed to buying the Deep Purple iPhone. The first is because it’s purple, of course.
That’s another reason to buy the Deep Purple, to show the world what you’ve got. You’ve got a big 48MP sensor behind those huge camera lenses. You’ve got the brightest smartphone screen in the world staring you in the face. If you don’t have that phone in Deep Purple, people may think you DON’T have autofocus on that selfie camera. Nobody will know about the satellites. I didn’t pre-order my iPhone 14 Pro to have on day one.
It was a dark and stormy iPhone. It’s an iPhone that reminds me of thunder approaching at night. It’s more sinister than playful. It’s the purple of Mordor, not the purple of The Joker. This isn’t an anti-hero purple, or a regal purple, or a tropical purple. It's purple with no joy. The iPhone 14 Pro in Deep Purple made me sad.I wonder what went wrong? Apple certainly knows a good purple. Thecomes in a delightful purple color.
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