Christmas 2021 is apparently already ruined. But by what? Well, that’s the fun part: You get to pick!
Photo: Brandon Bell/Getty Images This year, two classic laments — “The holiday season keeps starting earlier and earlier!” and “Liberals are waging a war on Christmas!” — have partnered up and given birth to a new bundle of holiday hysteria. The result: Christmas 2021 is already ruined.
Here’s another way to look at things, as reflected by this sampling of headlines from Wirecutter, BGR, and Bloomberg: The success or failure of Christmas 2021 hinges on your ability to obtain very specific items from your loved ones’ wish lists by December 25. Sorting out what all that means seems hard and potentially boring. But you know what seems easy and potentially fun? Blaming Joe Biden. The House GOP tried it out on October 13:
A few days later, the Republican Study Committee, the biggest GOP caucus on Capitol Hill, sent lawmakers a memo advising that they blame “grinches” in the White House for spoiling everyone’s fun. Nevertheless, in mid-October Donald Trump’s Save America PAC announced that a donation of at least $25 would be rewarded with a pair of “How Fauci Stole Christmas” stickers.
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