White House Says Biden Still Energetic Enough To Have Customary Morning Intercourse With Jill

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‘They Both Came,’ Reports Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre

19 diagnosis, White House pecretary Karine Jean-Pierre told reporters Thursday that President Biden remained energetic enough to have his customary morning intercourse with the First Lady.

“Despite some mild symptoms from the coronavirus, the president is still vigorous and more than able to carry out his duties of bringing both himself and the first lady to a shuddering climax,” said Jean-Pierre in a statement in which she reassured Americans that the president continued to make love this morning with the virility and attention to Jill’s needs of a man half his age. “Admittedly, his mild cough prevented him from pursuing his most common course of orallyady.

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