What if Dr. No returned as a tech bro?
IKIRARA ATOLL, PHOENIX ISLANDS
In an unprecedented show of technological prowess, the rockets are diverting Outis from its current orbit in order to bring it into orbit around the Earth. Brandon Gates, No.Org’s spokesperson, said, “Having Outis in orbit around Earth will serve as an inspiration. Just as the Apollo astronauts went to the moon ‘in peace for all mankind,’ the capture of Outis will benefit all humanity.”The troubleshooter from JPL is a bearded, disheveled, sweating, overweight, jet-lagged California specimen wearing a—Let’s get straight to the problem. Problems, rather.—I found it. I claimed it. I moved it. It’s my asteroid. So I kept it off your books.
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