With the resurgence of the novel coronavirus, the thought of boarding a plane, bus, or train can be quite daunting. Here’s what to say if you’re not comfortable traveling during the Covid-19 pandemic.
“I look forward to seeing you if our civilization endures.”
Assure them that it’s not personal and that you’ll jump on a plane in the event the virus doesn’t end everything.“I’ve already made plans to have Covid-19 then.” This is an unassailable excuse, and it’s up to you whether or not to follow up by actually contracting the disease.List slidesYou gave it your best, but some things just aren’t meant to be.“I’m on the no-fly list because of my acts of terrorism.”Explain that the decision isn’t yours and that you’re packed in dirt at the bottom of a pit with about an hour of air left.List slidesIf only it were that easy.
Explain to the couple that you’d be happy to host their nuptials in your studio apartment if they disinvite 150 guests.“Dr. Fauci warned me about this in a dream.”Advertisement“I’m not comfortable removing my mask to siphon gas for my car.”Advertisement“My pack mule hasn’t had its booster shot yet.”“I’ve always been a neurotic person. One time 800,000 kids drowned at the beach by my house, and I didn’t go in the water all summer.”“I’ve always been a neurotic person.
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