Annoying humans beware! An avenging goose is on the loose to right your anti-social wrongs.
Your mind may make a mess of things in ‘Wilmot’s Warehouse,’ where the goal is to bring order to life.I didn’t know it then, but the character I was writing was essentially the goose of “Untitled Goose Game.” I knew I loved this little goose from the first moment the waterfowl said hello in goose-speak. Or, to be more precise, “HONK.”
It’s a versatile phrase and one fit for many an occasion. I hollered it when I wanted to engage in a little back-and-forth soccer with a neighborhood kid in the game. He didn’t want to join and instead phoned a friend to have me shooed away when my playful pecks at the ball resulted in him trapping himself in a phone booth out of fear I was trying to harm him. And I hollered it when I was ever-so-kindly, or so I believed, asking a street vendor for a carrot.
Thus, their actions left me with little recourse. The world is unjust and narcissistic, so much so that it is unfit for a well-meaning goose. It’s time, then, to destroy someone’s day. It’s time to “HONK.” That will teach ‘em. Actually, it probably won’t. They’ll return to their selfish habits in moments, but our goose will be more satisfied for it.“Untitled Goose Game” gets players right into the action.
Each area presents us with a series of tasks to complete around the quaint, English-looking countryside . Trick a human into breaking a vase or fool a kid into wearing the wrong glasses. Or maybe just take a moment to enjoy a picnic. Our goose can do the aforementioned honk and also waddle — more of a try-not-to-love me sashay, actually — and use a nimble, elongated neck to pry radio wires free or hide under a table.
And yet the goose isn’t terribly graceful. Sudden turns are difficult, so expect a moment to get used to the goose body — you may run into a few tables or humans along the way. But no worry; humans are by default lumbering fools, although they can always out-run the goose.
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