“One of my favorite meals is just a can of tuna, which I eat like cat food,' says steveo. 'I open the can, dump the water into my cat’s food bowl — they love that shit — and then I pour in an obnoxious amount of Wish-bone Italian dressing”
. It’s painful. It’s inefficient. I don’t know if there’s something wrong with my butthole, but if I use regular dry toilet paper after I poop, I’m going to have to find my way back to the bathroom a half hour or an hour later to wipe again. That’s why I decided to make. For me to enter this space is a story of David and Goliath, but I really am seeking to become the Martha Stewart of butthole products.
Our inaugural order for these was 10,050 packs, which comes out to about half a million. We cut no corners. There’s nothing cheap or low-grade about them. They’re every bit the quality of any flushable butt wipe on the market, and actually, they’re better. We did a sampling process with different types of wipes and everything. There’s not a single toilet in the world that is not going to be more enjoyable for having a pack of Steve-O’s Butt Wipes for Your Butthole on top.
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