With the season upon us, The Onion asked Americans to share what they dread the most about the holidays.
Frank Lusitano
“As is Italian tradition, my family decorates our Christmas tree with live-caught fish, and guess who’s gotta catch them all with his bare hands—Big Frankie.”“My family always fighting over the ultimate long-term consequences of the Meiji Restoration.”“Always having to remember the names of the new cousins.
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