Wedding Nearly Ends in Disaster After Bride 'Gambled on a Fart' -- and Lost
There are some wedding day stories that'll get you right in the feels ... and others that'll leave you in a . But I promise you, there's nothing -- literally NOTHING -- more mortifying than onestory that's going viral. In an anonymous Reddit post, the woman shared the unfortunate story of one of her clients, -- and instead ended up releasing a fart from hell.
"I radioed to everyone to expect a fifteen minute delay and they headed towards the tent," the wedding planner continued."The fifteen minutes pass. Then twenty. Finally, my earpiece beeps on. 'The previous issue is more than we anticipated.' I ran over to find my assistant looking horrified." "The shaper the bride wore was a latex deal that came down over the thighs and up to her bra," the poster explained. And since it was waterproof,"the poo had just sort of filled it, like a water balloon of horror."
But the destruction the poop scene left them with wasn't exactly a quick cleanup. Diarrhea residue was embedded in her manicured nails, which left the planner"trying to scrape the poo out with a fabric stain wipe." Then came the cake cutting, which was also a total nightmare."They were feeding the cake to each other," she wrote,"both now with [expletive] stained fingers. Each was looking downright repulsed."
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