We Tried Jack Harlow's New KFC Meal, and It Sure As Hell Ain't First Class

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We Tried Jack Harlow's New KFC Meal, and It Sure As Hell Ain't First Class
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We Tried Jack Harlow's New KFC Meal, and It Sure As Hell Ain't First Class.

Celebrity meals are becoming a popular ploy among fast food chains such as McDonald's, Dunkin and Popeye's. They are so close to replacing combo numbers that it won't be long until we're asking someone through a speaker to give us a Charlie Sheen meal with a side of Katherine Heigl and a large Danny DeVito.

The only one so far that has made even a modicum of sense is the Jack Harlow Meal at Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's named for the pop rapper who's from Kentucky. Even if there's an obvious connection, it doesn't change the taste of the food. It's not"POPPIN" by any sense of the capitalized word. The sauce tastes like an overreach for its brand chicken patty. It borders on the kind of hot sauce you'd only eat if it'll get your picture on the restaurant's wall. It's supposed to enhance the taste but all it does it assault your senses long after you've eaten it. That's a great feeling if you're trying to produce a top 10 hit and you've run out of drugs. It's not so great for your digestive tract.

The fries carton claims they have a"secret recipe." Here's the secret: They're probably frozen. One of the worst mistakes KFC ever made was getting rid of its potato skinned fries. The ones that took its place on the menu are bland, flavorless and boring as hell. Why would anyone put their name on that? Even Colonel Sanders would want his name taken off the menu.

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